Excuses

These excuses will work well for you, your family, coworkers and others. They may also work for other things in your life. Pick all that apply - they’re cheap!

I do not have the           time
                                    money
                                    ability
                                    desire

It won’t happen to me.

There is nothing I can do about it anyway.

I can’t do it right now, but I plan to do it soon.

That’s what the police are there for.
                                    fire department
                                    paramedics
                                    state government
                                    federal government

I am too                       old
                                    young
                                    weak
                                    out of shape